'Kill your dick? What does that even mean?!'

I stopped playing Bulletstorm for a little while, mostly because there was a MONSTER and I didn't want to have to fight a MONSTER.

Turns out, I get to CONTROL the monster. Robot Godzilla with Lazer beams is mine to command and destroy with! I could have done this weeks ago! I'm so ashamed.

Back to the grind. I was having problems doing the MERCY move, but I finally got it again (shoot them in the crotch, kick them in the head). It's very satisfying.

Half Assed Introduction

Let's start partway through the story.

I'm 26. Married. I have two little girls.

I draw, usually into the PG-13 to XXX rating. Some posts in this blog may not be suitable for work and or life.

I knit, but would like to learn to crochet.

I'm currently reading-

Trashy Vampire Romance.

My Current Audiobook endeavor is-
Adorable and read by the author.

I am currently watching-
Serial Killers being functional.
Young Offenders with Powers.
Big Heart.

I currently finished my first playthrough of-
Anticlimactic yet somehow epic.

I am currently playing-
Seth Green's voice.
I will play the shit out of some Bejeweled and kill you too.